Dalam perjalanan kereta Parahyangan dari Gambir ke Bandung, duduk berhadapan 4 orang penumpang:
* Satu nenek
* Satu mahasiswi cantik
* Satu mahasiswa laki-laki
* Satu tentara
Mereka tidak saling mengenal satu dengan yang lainnya. Perjalanan nyaman-nyaman saja, ketika masuk ke terowongan tiba-tiba lampu mendadak mati pula. Gelap gulita. Tiba-tiba terdengar suara kecupan yang keras Cap, cip, cup!
Namun segera diikuti satu suara tamparan yang tidak kalah kerasnya
Plak, plek, plak, gedubrak!!!
Ketika terowongan itu akhirnya terlewati, keempat penumpang itu saling bengong dan saling memandang, dan masing-masing berkata di dalam hati.
Sang nenek dalam hati: Dasar anak mahasiswa muda, mentang-mentang tempat gelap langsung aja cium mahasiswi cantik itu. Rasain loe kena gaplok!
Si mahasiswi cantik dalam hatinya: Biar rasa loe!!! Gelap-gelap asal cium, kena deh loe cium nenek itu, dan kena gaplokan juga lagi! Hihihi
Si tentara dalam hati: Busyet dah, enak bener tuh mahasiswa. Dia yang nyium cewek, eh gua yang kena gaplok #$%$!!
Si mahasiswa laki-laki itu berkata dalam hati: He he mumpung gelap, tadi gua cium aja tangan gua sendiri, dan gua gaplok sekalian itu tentara belagu. Kapan lagi mahasiswa bisa gampar tentara!
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